Don't be ashamed.

Oh coolness, good for you !

I guess that makes you so much better than the people who do drink or swear or express themselves because you live in your little church's fantasy world where you have no problems in life and have never been seduced to drink and escape the hellish world.

No of course not, you're a saved person and have the Mormon version of Jesus in your life.
Just like how every church seems to have a Jesus Christ to fit there needs at their convenience ...

You live in a picture perfect world like you see in those picture frames of happy family-fun time wholesomeness of the Christian ways and Disney channel. 

You're Christian rock or pop music makes you feel good on the inside Let's not pray for those who are suffering or need saving because your happy deluded and close minded Christian world rocks The church thanks you for buying that cross ! It gives you super duper Christ like powers and the ability to shove your religion down people's throats ! Way to go !

Good for you ! If you keep doing what exactly what your Mormon bible says and follow it blindly, you'll get your own planet in no time  

Forget thinking for yourself and the possibility that there may be more to life than what some little historic book written by some nut job back in the 1700 or 1800's, you have the church to think for you and to tell you what to do my friend  

You Christians rock out loud ! ...